Christmas Holiday 91.
Translation and adaptation Cristiano Ferocci.
But, maybe it's a crime to have my space!
- Sure sure! But... - Here it is.
Now get your tailor to the bar!
First of all, she is not a tailor, she is a fashion designer.
If I knew she would come with you at least, I did not give you...
Easy with the words! If you want to know my son,
do not talk about it. He's a friend with my dad.
Oh, a nice friend! One day I get home and find you in bed together!
If your child finds you in bed. And slowly, she slowly understands something.
You do not see your son anymore!
Better a dead dad than in bed with that tailor!
Hm, sorry!
You mean something, Leopold?
Thank you, Father! Father? Grandpa.
We all gathered together today to give Brunilde a final magic...
- Is it true that he killed him? - It sounds like an assassin!
She left behind a lonely husband at lunch.
I.
A desperate artist, blinded by the muse of inspiration.
Well, if you, Brunilde want you to receive a last salute.
An opera between life and death.
I'll put it. It just does not happen to me every day.
As I was saying... A work that explains my sad reality.
The title of the work!
Down! Who won this, Brunilde? From manufacturer to consumer.
That's how the wind blew!
Oh, you mutilated them!
You mutilated him, you mutilated them.
Is that Mike Tyson's mistress?
What are you doing? You threw the Countess into the pit? - How old have you been?
- 92, poor lady! - It's almost gone!
Please, do not go. Profit that we are all here
to invite you over three hours to the church...
A job in memory of the defunct!
No, I marry Miss Marta!
My condolence!
Leopold!
Leopold, get it.
There is no time yet.
It was time to ask the bride.
Excuse me, Father, but I said yes!
Okay, and the ring?
The ring!
Excuse me!
What's up at this time?
You closed the alley with this kid!
Look, I broke my bar and fog lights, 580 papers I have to cut.
Listen, nice man. That's my insurance. And the company is mine, I bought it.
I would not want to misunderstand me.
Do not worry. But my fog lights, 580 papers, and change them.
Enzo, Enzo! It's my wife, it's a little wild, but it's very wild.
Very...
Enzo, you locked me in this cage, and now I'm all pocked.
Do not leave, we're wearing suitcases.
They do not cry, maybe they'll call the guard and I'm afraid of pharynx.
Palace, sweet home!
Hello Hello. Hello Hansel, greet Gretel!
Look who's here! Hello, how are you?
Hello, Klaus!
The same suit, the same beach, the same big. Like every year.
And are you Lambertone? Incredible!
And you?
Sweetheart, you knew that Mr. from here... Look at her, place her buttocks.
I've done ten hours with my car, I re-activate them, what do you want?
It reactivates them, where! Scratch them!
- Say, what do we offer these Lambertons? - Come on, come on!
I'm upset, it's a big misunderstanding.
Ten years after our commentator Lambertoni comes to us
I did not have another client with the same name!
Who's interested in this? An order was made
on the same name. What does one have to do with each other?
I booked a wedge at the end of the pawn.
By the end of the pawn?
I understand that you prenotated a feather at the end of the Passover. You are right!
You wanted to have your room. And we ours.
- See you sir... What's his name? - LAMBERTONI.
It has the same name as we!
There are, many, many years since we come to this suite.
Director, you have a place made sandwiches!
Sandwiches! You saw what I had on the hat. I could be left alone until I left.
Mr. Lamberton,
it is a misfortune.
Could you, just for a night, adapt to a smaller situation?
- We have a little one! - A lady?
What is it? I pay like him. Does he quit? Not. Me neither! You pay him the price.
What a ridiculous situation.
It gets so many bananas. After that you will vomit.
- Listen, sir... - Lamberton! Just like you.
- What's his name? - Lamberton, just like us!
As.
You see, Mrs. Lamberton!
I think we'll change our name. But the room is not being discussed.
- Who is? - I'm the fellow, sir!
- One moment, I'm naked, do not go! - No no. How to get in, I'm waiting here.
I'm waiting here!
I have an ideea! We are arrogant.
Then let us live together! And we all have four, it's spacious.
And what are we gonna do? A communion?
Director, bring us up two brandy and a bottle of mineral water!
Come on, move your legs. I'm thirsty.
And who's going to sleep on the stomach?
Look at him, sleep! Come on, waitress!
Sleep, sleep!
Sabino! Sabino!
- What is it? - How is it?
- You sleep? - I sleep?
- Yes! - Yes? I fell asleep?
- Where is the cart? - What are you talking about?
- You started sleeping in the corridor? - Not! Director, I came with the cart.
The client told me not to come in. I sat down and I got a numb...
Director, we started the flu, and for three days I do not sleep.
Drink a coffee! Coffee? What you say? Today I drank four!
If they drink one more, sleep with their eyes open!
I'm starting to see kids crying! You know, I'm old!
Yes? Then you're old! Instead of staying here and doing crap... Go to the hospice!
Yes, I understand. Immediate. To go..
And when I go to the hospital, it will be the same.
I've been working here for 40 years. Everyone respects me.
Pretenþiosule! I'll tell you one now! Fuck this guy. Where is?
Caruth. Where is? Where did he go?
We have reserved, a matrimonial and a simple one. The name is Calo!
- You give me 231, please? - Immediate, lady!
Look what a beautiful little girl. Tell her good day! - Hello, what's your name?
Hello, Valentina Bucci da Belmonte!
Frumuºico! How old are you, three years? Nine, almost nine!
- Has the hair oxygenated? - Are you jokes? It's natural!
She looks like that from there, did you see? - Who does he look like?
- It looks exactly like our own wardrobe. - Good evening!
- Are you happy? - You made this shit...
Why? What I said? On the contrary!
Home sweet home! Is not that beautiful?
- I see her so sad. - How sad, see what house!
Who knows why? My wife Brunilde has a good heart, she likes this house.
She has not been living for five years. Since I bought it from a family in St. Moritz.
- Yes, from which family? - From family: ADAMS!
See baby, what salon is beautiful and full of life?
I published it in the Tenebre magazine!
Another black square! But why did you make them all black?
Sweetheart, this is my style. See, for example
this is called "Darkness over the Live Fence"!
But there is nothing! Of course not! It was darkness dark.
What beautiful Christmas celebrations we will have!
Big, I'll take you to St Moritz... You see what a beautiful life...
And look at me... I'm with you and dead!
But that's not the picture. It looks like he lives! - I am dead!
As you walk out of the door, you get on the ladder. You're going upstairs and your first door
on the right, you're here. The gate is on the wall, you will not be wrong.
I'm staying here with the former... thank you. - Then fine...
- You never know... - Fuck her...
So. It's broken!
What do you want to say? Why the uncle...
put it in his pajamas beside your bed?
Because your uncle was wrong, he sleeps in another room!
Here is a small and good tab for our graceful little girl!
What is this, I asked with green pepper!
Who you ordered, I was told without green pepper!
- It's not true, liar. - Have!
- What is it? - He kicked me!
- What you say? - I mean, lady...
That the girl is very naughty! A slap from time to time does not hurt!
- But who will receive this palm? - She'll get it!
The little girl knows what she says.
I'm a witness. My daughter said to be green pepper.
Both. You are a witness. I'm at fault!
The girl said with green pepper. I'll change it right away.
- Yeah, but run like the wind! - You hear her?
Yes Yes Yes!
Oh, finally. It was time! I've waited a lot for this soup.
Excuse me, I'm new here.
Take them to the kitchen and bring a green pepper file to the little girl!
What little girl?
That little girl fuckin 'there! Go!
Listen. Do you know what I did to the engineer? I put them on the table...
What you did? Pepper. And boi...
No no no. Wait!
Maicaaaa...
A bite fell in my soup, I was not careful.
- What are your muscles, are you disabled? - No, you are.
Anyway, it's better outside than inside.
Nothing happened, stay calm. Immediately bring another soup.
But it is a shame. Yes, lady, I'm abhorred. Deaf!
What are you doing. From a disaster you get into another? - No no!
But how? In the morning I found you sleeping in the corridor.
And now you threw the soup on the client's face.
Apparently this is so. But I did well.
Director, I deserve a bravo, not critics! It's been many years since I worked in the Palace.
Nothing has ever happened. You are new, you do not know all this.
Next time I'm obliged to bring evidence... Good evening, barons...
Evidence, I'll get them right away.
Oh, what have you got? What have I done to you?
What did you do to me? You do not even account for what you are doing.
Because you think beautiful, are not you?
No, you are an ugly and a vague!
I can not support your cause. Do you understand, huh?
You should eat the pigs, not the guests of a large hotel.
And if you're a pig, eat this soup.
But I put pepper in it! I do not.
Now you're gonna eat it! Abhorrent abhorrence is what you are.
So, eat and shut up.
Animal, beast, raw, jigodie.
Poor, wild animal.
- How is it, okay? - Little Frige.
Next time, it's still gone. Baga.
Go to your little girlfriend. Go.
This kid is always with us.
I'm not sleeping in this room, you understand? Finish!
You want to tell everyone that we're engaged.
I do not sleep with you because she is the baby.
Tonight we sleep together, come on.
You know I'm not asleep if you do not hold your hand.
Draw your hand...
what's wrong with that? Two men can not sleep together?
I've been sleeping for a long time with my cousin.
You'll tell me that you also slept with a raccoon!
What is this all about?
Nothing.
I walked into the house once and found Brunilde with one in bed.
And I went back.
Listen, I'm going to light the fire at the home. So we sit in the cold and watch the heat.
Is there no danger of this thing falling into my head?
Stay quiet, baby. For many years he has been caught by the wall.
- He has not fallen! - That's what I hope!
- Who ignited the fire in the home? - Me.
Good!
Excuse me, but who are you?
I waited for you!
Do you deal with me?
Brunilde, it is not possible.
Are you still alive?
What do you think? I think yes, you look fresh.
Like a plant.
But why did we go to the pit?
How much money did you spend with your funeral...
The park does not bury another.
Do you want to know so much?
But you're not cold!
Just like the dead.
- Only this? - Wait, see something else.
You are warm to... warm!
You're hot on your forehead. Do you want aspirin?
No, I want something else from you.
I understand, you want the monkey!
Please, Excellent!
Good evening, Excellent!
Good evening, your excellence!
Good evening, Excellent! Salutaþi it.
Good evening!
Good evening, Excellent!
He did not even answer.
And we continue to greet them.
After 120 billion, sell it to your mother.
Who is that bastard?
It's a parrot, from the bottom. With my wife and a daughter phenomenon?
Do you think I do not know why everyone is here?
Just not for the sun out.
They're all for that, the 120 billion you want.
I wish my menu, as usual.
With black pepper and oil...
Where did you get that recipe for champagne, you know...
- I'll write it right away! - On the counter.
It has been done, Excellence.
Am I in another world? You are sister Brunild!
Gemini.
Monogamous. Hetero.
That's what I saw.
That's what I immediately recognized.
And Brunilde never remembered any twin sister.
He has done much to keep me away from you.
It was very jealous, because I was crushed by you.
Loved me, and we have never seen.
Let's see you? We have made love many times.
Often, me with you? Together?
In my presence? We got you, you...
Since you were engaged.
That means you went out with me and you did not know that it was me.
Do you know how many times you made love with me and you did not know it was me?
But the truth is that I have made love with control.
For safety, I put it in moments when I'm alone. You never know.
It means I was with two women at the same time.
Yes, and now that he is no longer Brunilde, I will not let you go.
Do you marry me?
- Me? - Yes!
Yes, I would like that. What day is today?
- Months. - Why?
Pity! I married yesterday.
But how? My sister is dying, and on the same day, do you marry another?
Baby, life is like a fountain. At one point.
There is a need for renovation.
I'm going to have a psychosis sitting here with you.
Almost a...
I can not keep it, I have to go into the bathroom.
Hey, nice man! Listen.
Excuse me. Move faster. Get out!
One moment.
Excuse me! But above all, hygiene.
These are the enemies of the hygiene, I know. You will see!
Mother! What pissing grotesque!
Barbarians. Profits! Needucaþilor...
Hello, uneducated you saw what the situation is, what do you think only
you have paid, we have the same bath. Enough, I'm angry!
Did you hear what he said?
That's enough. You're always with these headphones in your ears.
Put these down, you fool around. You made a big ass and a small brain.
- Do you know what he called me? Pinocchio! - Pinocchio, we?
Do you remember what I did last year in Sardinia?
I remember, after I did, you thought he had leprosy.
That fool also fired with the missile gun.
Yes. And these two make us understand how the pinocchos are.
Just as they are super-pinocchii. Did I say pins?
Then they will have war.
War!
You know sweetheart, for me this is a promiscuity that makes me die.
And it hurts me somewhere.
Look at me a little!
Or maybe you have...
My treasure, what have I eaten? I feel swollen in the throat! I'm going to lose weight.
Is this your man? Compliments!
Little by little!
Now I'm released. I incubated him a lot. Now Lambertoni, if
you want to go in, you need an exorcist! Allow!
What do you think?
The exorcist came. Excuse me, but here it is not like boschets!
What are you talking about? We paid the same. So we have access to the same.
Then, make up 50%. - We do as long as we want. You'll see that too.
Enzo, sweetheart. Are you bringing me paper?
Have you finished it all? Excuse me, at home, we consume a lot.
- Enzo! - Enzo!
- Honey, here. - Thank you baby.
Allow me, is not it?
721, 722
My God, they both drowned. There seemed to be two mummies sitting next to each other.
And with that newspaper paper, what a vulgar I was! Oh God!
727, 728
He did not count on the genoflexions, he was puzzling at the rhythm, the zulu.
Shut up!
What am I doing there? That's what they do! Two?
- Do not you hear? - Ridicles! - We have to answer them.
Earthquake at St. Moritz! Earthquake.
- No, it's over. - Passed.
I save myself! I left, I left. Come with me. Come on.
Wait, there's no earthquake. They are. Make love.
- What I do? - Love!
Do they make love? What a shit.
Enzo. Enzo. Enzo.
We're not on the stadium. Put some passion! Get down.
- And what do we make it look like? - What are we doing?
I told you what we were doing. Otherwise we break the bed. Are you ready?
Yes.
- Now! - Enzo. Enzo. Enzo.
Did it not work?
What happened? Is there something up? Maybe some beam, something.
- Yeah, beams! - Are you afraid?
Finish. Go and see what's up there.
- Maybe there is a thief? - About two thieves. In Switzerland?
Or maybe it's a fantasy? Let me. I'm afraid of the living, but of the dead...
If there is any ghost, welcome her.
I'm going up.
The step of a ghost must be easier. Silently, a fifth more mysterious.
If you continue going to the stairs with nails, it will be like a sidewalk, excuse me!
And if my wife comes down here... The game broke down.
We have to go smoother and after that, you'll see how it is.
You will swallow this history.
No, you will not swallow it.
And if unexpected situations occur. Maybe he gets sick and we're done.
Look at what she thinks she'll get sick!
But you women must be so drastic all the time.
Let's start by saying that you are the ghost of Brunild.
And after this ghost he's got a sister tweezer becoming a friend. And the game is done.
- What a posterior! Believe me! - What you said?
I was saying this possibility to make her think you were a ghost.
My wife.
- Where are you? - Come on, hide. Leaves. Leaves.
- Leaves. If it catches you, it kills you! - No no. Leopoldo!
- In the boudoir, in the boudoir! - Refuse! Refuse!
In the boudoir, fast. Grãbeºte yourself.
- Sweetheart! - Leopoldo!
How do I? You saw, they were not thieves. No ghosts.
Only a cat. A big one. It was practically as big as a panther.
- What is it? - Bru... - What is it?
- Bruno Conti. Bruno Vespa? - Bru...
- Bruce Springsfield? - Brunilde!
- Do not ask me anything. Stay here! - OK.
There's nobody in the closet. No living or dead heart! But what, you dead, stupid?
It's dead?
She's not dead, crazy. But what are you doing? Honey, please.
- They have it! The dark. - Come, I'll help. Get up.
- Easy! - What did you eat? A deer?
Oh, be careful! - Excuse me, it's dark. Nothing can be seen.
Sheep, sheep. Mother...
- You hurt yourself? - I hit bad.
What you want, you fell on the stairs!
Sabino. How many years have we been with the same chess scene?
Excellency, it's about 35 years since you came to the palace at the winter holidays.
I had the pleasure of serving you.
I wonder, how did you have the goodness to give me your friendship?
You see excellence, there are clients here in the hotel uplifts, with relationships.
Which would make fakes, but be here with you for me.
- Answer, I'm not here. For nobody. - Yes!
Excellency!
Hotel Palace, the apartment of his excellence Barotti!
Who's talking? - I'm the secretary, I give you the president.
President of the Republic. Tell her you're not?
What the hell are you saying? Give it to me.
Hello? Hello, Mr. President. How do you feel?
- Cool. - What about this phone? - I phoned you for that recipe.
Yes, for that recipe.
Wait, do not leave, stay here.
I stay here!
- Excellency, the president is waiting. - One moment.
Do you write?
- Hello, are you ready? - I'm waiting for a move.
Lubricate the oven tray well.
- The recipe is... - Salt and pepper, well grounded...
And finely chopped garlic, very thin...
Because you come back.
Pepper, salt, finely chopped garlic. And be well watered with champagne.
And after that, put it all in the oven. Everything is very simple.
Is everything here? Perfect, I'll do it right away.
Good luck and happy holidays.
- Thank you to Sabino. - I'll tell him right away.
I greet you. Ciao.
The President is giving you Happy Feasts and Happy New Year!
Thank you, Excellent!
Finally, we managed to get closer but not too easy.
By his excellence Flavio Marrioti. He will spend the holidays at the Palace Hotel in St Moritz.
An illustrious figure of the finance ministry that will explain our new fiscal policy.
What do you want to do?
What you want me to do? I'm looking for the imbecile who confused me with the information.
And its excellence is at the Palace in St. Moritz!
There we have to go.
I at St. Moritz is not coming. The less so at the Palace.
- You joking? - No, I'm not kidding!
Excuse me, but explain.
Why not go to St Moritz?
Because there is my dad and I do not want to meet him.
Did not you say that your father is Prince Ranieri's guest at Monte Carlo?
Who, what Monte Carlo?
My father spends all the celebrations at St Moritz.
One more reason to go...
And on this occasion, you present me the old man.
I told you I do not want to meet him.
Excuse me, Juliana.
You say all the time, Dad's here, he's there! That there is no one like him.
What happened? Are you brave?
How?
Yes. We quarreled.
Good. Then we go to St. Moritz and try to meet your father.
I do not come to St Moritz either.
Listen, Juliana, let's talk about it.
We've been working on this project for six months. Architects, engineers who have broken their eyes.
You have written very close, even a lot about this relationship.
Remember that at St. Moritz there are 120 billion awaiting.
And what do we do now? Are we giving up everything for a whim?
Name him a whim!
What liquid air, honey! What air is here!
Baby, do not you feel like you're reborn in that wonderful place?
I'm still not dead. Please.
It does not matter, come here!
- Bru, bru... - You burn, do you want a little cream?
Bru, bru... - Brunico! It's on the other side of the mountain.
Bru, Bru... - Bruce Lee! What the hell are you saying? - Brown, dead. Look.
Living hell...
the restaurant I told you...
Who opened the window?
Dfgdg.
God, what a cold!
Matinalule, what are you doing here?
I am Buddhist.
You are one of those who repeats the same word to infinity.
Yes, we have to distinguish him from the light's witnesses.
My girlfriend in Austria.
He left that, and you know why?
And she converted to Buddhism. He said he had changed his life.
But after a while, it had a huge problem with the cycle.
You refer to the mountain bike.
No, to the female cycle.
Yes, cycle. Not a veloccycle. Yes Yes.
And she came and left them. He came and left.
He came, he came, he left them...
- Did he come or not? - Nothing, Buddhism...
Nothing, practically she was so calm. He was another person.
He tried to pull me in this too.
But what are you doing there?
I'm skeptical about these things, I do not see them.
Another culture, another God, another criterion of life.
Sister Lola, what can I tell you...
For me, Buddhism at this time...
He is an angel who came in my arms and wore me in the heavens.
- Up in the sky. - No...
Through Buddhism you can say ciao, the diseases.
All the illnesses, so much you can form a hockey team. Here I am doing the team.
The goalkeeper is cholesterol. Very good player.
Followed by glycemia, azotemia, transaminase,
HIV, white loss, hemorrhoids, prostate.
WR4
Berna! The Milanese are reasonable.
I'm coming with you. What you say?
- Are you afraid? - What's afraid of?
An unexpected surprise.
- Then wash me back? - Can you wash your back?
- With pleasure! - Enzo! - Yes.
Enzo, Enzooo...
He's upset, but it hurts...
Why did you do that, Master?
Hey, Mimmo!
Look at your boyfriend!
He's nice. Just a little weird.
In what sense?
I do not know because I work in fashion? It seems to me a little...
You're referring to... these figures.
- It's the male, it's... - Hey, Mimmo!
What did I say? Look.
What are you doing? You do not know how to ski.
Who was that disgust?
- Who was that scorn? - Finish with...
These calls. Uu, Uu. Hei Mimmo!
- You know from a post. - You're nauseating me!
Finish with these. You must finish.
- Stop this stuff. - It's over between us.
One, two, three, throwing me...
No, no, excuse me, sir. This is very dangerous here.
Who are you?
- What do you want? - In particular, I know how to ski.
And I know. What do you want?
And I'm tired, mr.
Champion swimming, 1986, 87, 88. Did you know?
- In what style? - Frowning style, frowning and waving.
But who is this?
Go away. Go away.
Circulating, circulating. Here's work. There is nothing to see.
Did you defend me? What argument?
- You still want me good. - Stay on. Stay on.
Tell me you love me! - Yeah, yeah, all right. - Tell me. Tell me right.
I love you! Tell me, tell me.
- I kill you... - Sweetheart, no...
- Come here. - It turns, turns...
Look what I sketch, I'm Alberto Tomba.
What a peace! No frost is heard either!
And finally, alone, out of our suite
without two, the mums. With the hedgehog.
For me, the noisy two were very sympathetic.
I really miss... Especially he.
Especially he? He, in particular? Oh, with that odious head?
He has this head, but he has it too, come here.
And our relationship is extraordinary for this reason.
- Everyone is free to follow his instincts. - Come here, beautiful.
Go. Leaves. If I catch you, I'll break you in two.
- How sympathetic you are. - I'm an animal.
What do you have? Look. Your friends!
Look. Stan and Bran!
- Finish, you're going to fall! - Trevor Banson or Meior Jackson?
What do you like?
Who? Black Hermaphrodite? Leave this green.
- Do not you see! - Honey, let's go meet them.
- Do it for me. - Good morning!
Dear ones, what a pleasure to see! Leave it here for you.
How are you? We feel alone without you. Good morning!
How sympathy on your part. Thank you!
- Be careful, what happened? - I do not know. I think it was a crack!
What do you say, have you seen it now?
- Do you recognize her? - I see something, do you think she is?
- How not. - Look at it well. What it is!
It's in shape, a beautiful death in good shape.
- Ninio, are you still in love with her? - Who I?
If you want, you're writing black on black.
I asked you. Are you still in love with her?
Stop screaming, do not see the panel saying: Danger of avalanches!
Get in!
May?
Good evening, lady!
Where?
Ladies, where do I put the tray?
Put it on the table.
Excuse me, how did you say?
I told you to put it on the table!
I do not think they are any worse than you.
Julia, what are you doing here? Ssst! Do not shout. Filippo is beyond.
Who is there? Who is Filippo? - I'll explain, let's go over. Do not hear us.
What combinations are you doing here?
- What are all these subterfuges? - Nothing, Dad.
Like nothing...
All the time I told you not to come where my dad works.
What did you want to do?
I could not avoid this! Filippo forced me to come here.
Who is Filippo, what do you have with him?
What reports? Filippo is my fiance.
He is the son of Prince Eugenio Caraci!
Prince Eugenio Caraci?
- What, you know him? - How can I not know him?
He was the client of the hotel. I called Monte Feltro jerk!
He played all the poker properties.
From there, Filippo! She is my son and my fiancé. And my business associate.
Associate Business? What business? They do not have a pound again!
I know they do not have a lion anymore. But they have the princely title.
I introduce myself into the good world and know important people.
And I need this for my career.
But does she know?
- Does she know you're the daughter of a feast? - What are you crazy about? I did not tell her that.
Why? Are you ashamed of your father?
All the time you told me to hide that you were a feast and a father!
Stop crying, he is Filippo there and hears you.
But here at the Palace, why did you come?
Do you want to do a trick?
What a trick? You made many sacrifices to finish school.
We're here for a big deal.
You have to tell me! You have to tell me...
- How much sugar? - What do you want to say? - It's Filippo!
- Thank you, no sugar! Who left. - Thank you, baby!
- Wait, waitress. - Yes, sir!
Do me a favor. Sends this Map to Excellence Maoti,
from prince Filippo de Monte Feltro.
Room 411. Be careful, it's very important.
- Do not worry, it's like he did. - Thank you! Wait.
- What is it? - Here. Go, go!
Thank you, princes!
Thank you, gentleman!
What did you give him? Bacsi? And what, did not I have to give him?
But it's offensive.
How offensive he is, a waiter!
I know that. But in this way is there something to eat a feast?
There were things in Turin, all the same, no matter what.
I think they made some cash! 500 million, maybe more...
Half a billion, think.
I've seen all his concerts. At last, I think it was almost 80000.
Of course, when talking about drugs, we were a little stuck.
Yes, I know...
Have we eaten there, where have you been? That was the last week...
Not. Do you know him a life? For a lifetime and when to get drunk...
She's a vulgar, but very sexy guy.
- I'll take this into account! - Listen to me a little!
Are you really in Rome? Exactly in Rome? From the center?
From Ostia, the Malibu of Rome! It's all Rome. - Like all Rome?
Am I from Pinasco and say I'm from Milan? Pinasco and Pinasco, Roma and Roma.
- You talking about him? - What do you want me to say?
I just stayed here another time when I ate.
And at some point in front of everyone puts it that way.
In front of all, without taking into account anything.
When you are in a restaurant in front of everyone. In a restaurant...
With that here, you eat, drink, do everything you want...
Come on, try and make a test. How not? Come on, come on!
Hey, Romanes in Rome! Let's have a portion of him. Come on!
No, thank you!
- Salt makes me get liquids. - You do not want to try? Your job.
Here, I'm gonna fuck it all!
Now I'm going to show you how to do... I run nice once...
- The menu, sir! - Can not I have a little salt?
- Salt. Pip it up... - All!
From my side, you can pour all the salt in the restaurant. It's just not mine!
- What, are you superstitious? - Why, are not you?
I do not care. When my black cat passed, I did not slow down. I accelerated.
Dear Enzo, you are a materialist. True, is not it?
Buddhism says: Never put yourself under the cat.
If you want the cat not to fall under you!
- That's stupid. - It's the synthesis of Buddhism.
I wanted to say...
- What are you doing, you asleep? - No, I'm waiting!
- Would you like to order, dlor? - Yes, of course!
- See... - Grid of...
Me dajon de...
Salmon of...
Want your stomach?
Who is?
Stomach? Do you really have?
- Four portions? - Hi!
- Four portions? - Yes Yes!
Salvatore! Bring at this table four gates for these gentlemen!
- This is my horse! - Is this your horse?
Yeah, this horse is...
You know that fuck, it's nice...
And now you're gonna help me get stuck!
How nice they are, they are nice players!
They seem so familiar to me. Where have I seen them before?
You've seen blouses like theirs with the same marks.
So, bravo!
- But why polo? - Why polo?
Maybe because he does not play anything else. - I got it.
- But why polo? - Who knows...
I do not understand no polo, how do I understand others?
Dad, what does it mean?
- I'll tell you! - He tells you.
Every person has a gut.
One seamless, one of potato, another was sowing...
Another salad green, salami with cheese. It is important to be yourself.
For example, I am so.
He is himself. And you are yourself, but a smaller one.
I like myself, for example, and your father, more with pepper.
I understand, I see you do not want to tell me, I will ask my mother.
Dad, what is your husband? I can not admit it.
Number four, look at it.
Hey, you know you like me!
What is it, where is it?
Look, I saw them! What do you have? Did you eat something wrong?
- When? - Straighten your feathers, come on!
Baby, what interests you. Forget the fantasies! Fantasy or not, it's my wife's fantasy.
Yes! Who walks all over naked!
Tell me. Can you get away from these fantasies?
Baby, sure I will. It's also written in the dictionary, see?
Ectoplasm. Large shell with black shell with an orange color.
But those are the shells.
I was wrong.
Are you sure Brunilde is really dead?
Sure? Sure, I killed it!
Hedgehog, delinquent and assassin. You killed me, well I know.
Now I know what I have to do! You pay for...
Yes, yes, my girlfriend.
That's it! I like that. Wait a minute to change the position.
Wait a moment. Come back here, shake yourself, come on.
Here it is. So, that's it!
Marta! How many hands do you have? I feel a hand here, I feel another there.
- What are you doing here? - I'm here, what are you talking about?
- Maybe you like three? - Why did my ears cover up?
- It is a position of kamasutra. - I can not hear you!
I can not keep it anymore. Vanessa, come back to your room.
You know I'm not the sister of my sister. I'm Brunilde, the real one.
Yeah, I'm sick of the prostate. Let's make a new position.
Come here. This is called the position of total darkness!
Oh God.
Everything is my imagination. There are no ghosts.
Does not exist.
I'm calm, something has not happened. Only a normal phenomenon that passes.
Of course, hell! I was afraid.
But what is happening?
Who is there?
This is a bad joke.
Do you want to play our ghosts?
Leopoldo... Who is there?
- No, Brunild. Not. - Go away.
- No, you're just a ghost. - Leaves.
Or take you to the world of the dead.
Go away, go.
Get out!
Of course I'm gonna go.
I'm afraid. Leopoldo, do something!
Wait, wait, stay here. You do not have to be afraid. Stay here.
Stay here. Do not be afraid.
I'm afraid of dying.
Good evening, Excellent!
Are we here for arrangements with this impoverished old man?
Stay quiet to get started and everything will be fine, you will see.
If you keep looking, you also show a smile!
Here's how things are. You just do not want to get into bed with that guy?
Sabino, what do you say about a dozen of the rookie?
And champagne. - How come I do not, I know you like it. Immediate.
- Fidio, 12 rookies for his excellence. - Immediately!
Hey, 12 fryers. The old man does not seem to think.
Good evening gentlemen! - Good evening! Did you send a map of his excellence?
Yeah, I sent her.
What does the lady want? Sabino, what do 12 barbarians mean?
It means that it's a mercurial, dr. It's hard to digest for you.
Why, if excellence can eat, I can not eat them?
Dræ if you let me. His Excellency is an exception.
An exception! Okay, then I want 14.
- Good. - Sabino! I wish 18.
Excellent, I have noted.
- You can get me 22. - OK but...
After all, will you bring them, or not?
Yes, the way you want.
I want to tell you something from the experience, gentleman.
Eaten steaks are hard to digest for you.
The stomach forms as a non-digestible gum ball.
For a time to explode as an unpleasant phenomenon and...
Please do not do this to me, lady.
Are you gonna bring us the barbecues or not?
Prince, I serve you. If that's what the lady wants.
- Salvatore! - Order.
18 for his excellence.
And for the dragon, 22. Tonight we're going to have fun.
- C'mon C'mon. Eat a potato. - No, because it fatters me.
Contains 5000 calories.
You can not stay all night like a dead fish. Looks like you're in love with that.
You are a sexual deviant. I, crushed by a woman!
Do it for me. I can not go home with a son who speaks to fools.
I can not stand it, you know?
I'm not used to it. I do not know what to do, or how to do it.
What do you think you have to do? You have to be a man sometimes.
And after that, we no longer have problems with Simona and her son.
- Go... - Well, I'm going, I'm doing it for you.
- I'm sorry. - After that, we'll talk all night.
- Counts up to a thousand and I'm leaving. - Number three. One two Three.
- Go... - Damn it with this love.
Good evening is Rino G. Fashion stylist.
- But Rino, we know each other! - Yes you are right.
Can you invite me to dance?
So slow, more tender. So more creamy, more ketchup?
You mean chic to chic. Of course. But the rhythm is quite alert!
- Okay, let's dance! - Thank you.
Thank you to my friend!
- But what are you doing, myrrh? - Not me, I was so easy, little...
Wretch of two money.
My baby is coming, now I get.
- What happens? - What's going to happen? Skewers.
Look, my dad came!
Dad, help me! I feel bad.
Yeah, now you're feeling bad.
I warned you, but you wanted to eat.
His Excellency is to blame for provoking me. It's an infamous one.
Father, help me!
Now, help me, dad!
Look, I'm ready, screamed and brought your medication.
And this stupid prince, where he is. Does not he know you're sick?
What does that know? You can die when playing poker.
How do you die, you take these and you will not die.
- No, I do not want. - Yes, you will.
Look at the medication, here.
- No, I do not want. - Come on, baby, come on!
Stop, you're not a girl anymore. You're a woman.
That will do you good. Open mouth. Your dad is snapping your nose.
Open your mouth and drink!
Come on. Glu, glu, glu...
It's good medicine, is not it?
How do you feel?
Do everything you want all the time. Listen to what your dad says.
How does his excellence feel?
If he did not call, he seems to feel good.
What I told you!
Hello, yes, please. You were, Excellent!
From food, is that it?
Take it too, you will feel better.
Stop doing the baby, shut your nose and drink lightly.
So, so little.
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I like that girl from the restaurant.
She is unique in her way and she is very nice.
Yes, and yet how. It's incredibly stubborn.
.
When he was young, he went to a tree. He stayed there three days and three nights.
We had to call the firefighters to get it down.
It means you know it for a long time!
I know her, no!
Yeah, I know her, she's an excellent customer.
And the young man who was with her?
That's the fiancé, he's a prince.
He has to be a very smart man. Their relationship is original.
If you can, I tell you a secret your excellence.
The documents I brought to you were signed by him, but she wrote them.
- True? - Yes.
Bravo!
It's great. Now they are associated to do business together.
But the true brain of the business is it.
- Be good, Excellent. - You answer.
Me, I'm grinding myself. I'm out, I can not!
I answer, take your excellence.
Grow up, it's good for you.
Yes please. Here is the apartment of his excellence Marotti!
I'm Sabino. - Here's the secretary, I was looking for you.
Say, Miss. - The President ate the barbecue and it's bad.
How much did he eat?
- About twenty. - So much?
They have undesirable effect, even the excellence of feeling bad.
I know. The president told me to ask you what to do?
- Take the medication. - It's got it, but it's worse now.
- What does he have to do? - Nothing. Call for salvation.
What do you think you're doing?
If it touches me, in 48 minutes I get 48%.
Not there. Here you have to go!
Around here? - No, around here. I told her I was bringing you here.
I'm not leaving you alone. Get in.
He knocks on the door once.
Knocking at the door!
Good evening!
- Ciao! - I'm Rino Calosti. Fashion stylist.
I came to apologize for the palm I received.
But I'm gonna go. I am busy. My grandmother is sick.
He has arteriosclerosis and gives him drops every five minutes.
- Your grandmother is in St. Moritz? - No, she's in Catania.
And go up there. Let go of the gas and then shut off the gas.
We volunteer and go up there. We're a wisky, something.
- Let's see what we find here, come in. - You coming with my grandmother?
I remembered. I told Enzo to come over to me.
Yes, which Enzo?
The one in Rome who said you were sympathetic.
Did I say that?
Tell him to stop coming?
No, tell her to come.
Yes, I expect you.
- Where are you going? - I'm going over, staying alone.
You are a real man, thank you!
You will be forever like my mother.
Get in.
Hello!
- Are you alone? - Alone...
- What's that sound? - Nothing to hear?
I hope you do not feel excited.
The fact that I am in the mountains and what we have to do is instigate me.
Mount...
I told her I was going to buy my cigarettes.
Let me make it easy. What is this?
Damn it.
How tough it is!
I ate a lot yesterday.
Where did I put the pipe? Let's see here.
It's not here, not here. Here is the pipino.
Here it is. He's not here either.
Where the hell is this pip?
- But what's going on there? - What's going to happen? Stay calm.
- Your man just did not come back! - I told you he went to Zurich.
What do you have, do not you believe me?
Oh God!
I am calm. I am calm.
What do you like, do not you like? True?
How can I not like you? See what I'm doing to you.
Let's see here. Is this the pip? Is not.
Let's see this part.
And I'm still looking for the pipe. And I do not really find the pip...
Let's see where I can find my pipe.
Pa, param, pam, pam. Where is my pipe?
Have you ever seen my pipe?
Hell, what's going on?
Her husband with my wife!
Stay there, I got you.
So. So! I'm going to kill you! I'm gonna kill you!
Now I'm going to start killing you, thief. Let me start!
- I do everything you want, do not kill me! - Here it is. You're dead.
Look at him. It's white like the cousin. It was just like the dressing gown.
I made a joke to see what you were doing. Oh, now I'm going to kill you!
Look what he's scared about. Look at him, he's white like the cousin!
- You were scared to hit him. - Excuse me! You could hit me.
I could even hit you. You are right.
When I do not smoke, I'm nervous. I'm like a beast. I'm looking for a pipe. Colo, beyond.
Where the hell is that pip? I searched for it and I can not find it.
- Maybe this is it? - Thank you!
Just do not say you smoked and screwed her up?
Because I'm gonna kill you. Look at him, and he was scared.
Come on, kiss your hands and go on. As if nothing had happened.
Come on, let me see a nice kiss. Do not you hear me? I'm gonna kill you!
Here's how I'm going to do. Well, but you're afraid.
Continue, continue. I'll kill you, I'll kill you.
And how do I kill you...
Make sure you do not.
To make me do not like it! This hysterical thing I do not like.
So I can not do it. He does not answer my order.
- She's gone, I can not find her again. - You're in trouble again.
I found the pipe and did not find the lighter. How do I light up the pip, tell me.
Do you walk a lot with these nonsense?
I'm here with the mum and you're looking for the lighter. - Stay calm, calm down.
- Are you miserable, like that? - Not...
- Are we miserable? - What are you doing?
What do you want to do? - You know, lady. What do you call yourself?
- Lamberton. - Like me.
Ms. Lamberton. We're not the kind of couple that the man...
You know the wife... After that, the wife goes there and...
He looks at the hole and she, mmmm... Definitely not.
We are an open couple.
We are Buddhist. You understand?
You understand? You know the thing with pleasure.
Anyway, we have not done it for many years. Yes, we do not.
Now I'm going to go over.
And you stay here with my wife. And you know... happy, thank you.
I draw a few smoke from the pipe and I will be happy and happy.
- You're here to see you. - Up here, get up.
- I'm not in line. Pants! - Yes, and what?
Lambertoni listens. When you put your horns, you do not have to know.
- Jacket! - Yeah, jacket!
I'm old-fashioned. When I walked in, it was so.
- I told the lady. Shoes! - Yes, shoes!
Here from here. Here you go.
- Madam, it's been nice to you. - Good-bye, Ms.
Thank you, good evening! - Where are you going? Stay here, where are you going?
Look at him what he can do!
Bla, blah, blah. She talks a lot and does nothing.
Bloody, so beautiful and happy.
But do not be scared, you have your macho-man.
Be careful what, physically! Look at you too!
If I get up, I'm afraid not to... Give me the cigarette, that's bad.
They have... Here's what I lost, touch your foot.
Please get me, 231.
Madam, she did not take the call! Thanks.
How did not take the call?
Mimmo says you're a male...
- This is true? Is that it? - What a joke! The ferocious male.
A real man. Made for sex. Very sexy.
I can tell you I'm a very sensual man.
Not true.
I feel so hot and get a gulp of air.
Please leave me alone. What are you doing in my ear? Turns out.
But please! Please.
No no no. Turns out.
No no. Not in the ear.
It makes me lose my head.
- True? And must I believe you? - Yes Yes.
It's a weak point. I have Achilles' ear!
Achilles' ear, says so.
Yes Yes Yes. No no. That's enough! One more time.
I was just joking.
I left, it made me cold.
That's what I like. What I'm interested in is a woman.
I slow slowly, I do not count.
- What's going on, who is it? - It's my husband.
What is here? Where's your lover?
- Hello! - Hello, good evening!
How is the passage? Is the road free?
Get out...
- But I'm a male... - I think you are, but now it is.
- I have papers that prove it. - But you're upset, leave.
Leave me, 5 minutes, 3 minutes, 1 minute. Simona! - Bon bull!
Mis. Mis. Excuse me. It's voulez, let me tell you...
Because maybe, I can not and I'm free... that's regionalism.
I want to invite you to the restaurant.
Eat a roast with bread and salami! And even to dance.
Here, I saw them.
- Come here. - Wait, I was not me working...
Leave me, I'm nothing.
I'm not good for anything.
I'm not good for anything...
Come here, you'll see.
Open. Open, damn it.
- What happened to you? - Aside.
Please get away.
Where you go, if there is nobody.
- You know he's gone. - Yeah, and who is that?
And there?
I know you're there, abhorr. Come here.
And here. Oh, I hit.
Look-I. You are here.
Here is. Here is.
I know he's here. This is true?
Here is my daughter who sleeps. Why are you so jealous?
I'm jealous? Okay, I'm jealous. And what's the problem?
Finish the crap.
You know, I said I was jealous...
Because you know, jealousy can be...
Leopoldo!
- What is it? - He's a monster, honey. Sleep deep.
- I heard an extinguished voice. - Tell you to sleep, baby.
Sleep quiet. Odihneºte yourself.
Honey... He hesitated.
What is it? Why do I wake up in the middle of the night?
I've had enough. You with Marta and Vanessa... I no longer want. It's over.
- Name me Brunilde! - Brunilde?
And this history with Brunilde!
I make you, I get you...
What do you say you do? Do not you just kill me once?
Did I kill you? I did not kill anyone.
Yeah, well, I killed her. It was fatality. I'll explain.
I was at the trays and was shooting with the rifle.
Ocheºte.
Disc!
Please, another one.
Disc!
Targeted point. Point hit.
In conclusion, a misfortune.
A moment of inattention. But Brunilde is Brunilde.
If it was not the Brunilde era, I was not telling you that you were doing Brunilde.
Do you understand, Brunilde?
It's the first time you call me Brunilde.
That's what it is.
What's up with this dress up, you're a diver.
It's Brunilda.
Did you get naked? Vanessa, what do you think?
- You keep telling me Brunilde. - Yes, Vanessa!
Stay quiet, baby.
The ghosts are like shellfish.
This ghostly story does not convince me.
Accidents with ghosts and his combinations.
Brunilde, you're so easy...
- Yes Yes. - Do not even weigh a flake.
- Leopoldo! - You're easy. With natural effervescence.
I do not feel at all. Do not weigh, you have no weight at all.
- Leopoldo! - Marta! - What are you doing there?
Marta! It's not what you think. I can explain everything to you.
But it is as you think I can not explain anything.
And what are you doing so naked? Get dressed.
But she does not hear me and does not see me.
She says you do not see her and you do not hear her. - Who?
- She. Here she is! - And we start with ghosts?
But is this for you a ghost?
- I don't see anything. - Do you believe me now?
How do not you see it? You bother me.
That's enough. I can not stand it anymore.
Stay with the ghost of death.
I left!
- Martha, no... - Damn these ghosts.
"Let her go," she says.
Is he coming back? Yeah, he's coming back.
- Why did he say he did not see you? - Because we ghosts, we are.
We decide, whose defense and who does not.
We continue with this ghost story.
But I'm a ghost.
- You do not believe me. Wait a minute. - Not.
- Stay calm and do not move out of here. - Marta!
And now he's watching.
Look.
Do you believe me now?
Yes, I believe you.
Again?
- Desperate cry. - Who?
My wife is crying desperately.
- He went there to do... - There where? What to do?
What do you say, get out of here.
I'll kill you.
- Good evening, buddy! - Can I go in, huh?
What a pleasant surprise, come. Make your self at home.
- And on what occasion? - I wanted to talk to Ms.
- She's still in the shower. - I'll be back when it's over.
- Excuse me, come and stay here. - I'll be back after.
We did not even greet. Make yourself easy. Thank you!
- On the couch. - Yes, on the couch. Thanks.
- How's your wife feeling? - Woe to her.
Oh God!
- But did he lose something? - That's why I came here.
- Have you quarreled? - No, not really.
No no. Basically, we did not argue.
It is that... if I catch him, I destroy him...
Finish! Stop it!
It's a gift from Enzo, Christmas.
Good morning, Juliana!
Tone above.
Good morning, Juliana.
- Tell me. - See, it happened...
Yes, your husband. I mean, my husband.
Yours, that is my husband. No, I do not. Your wife, no, my husband...
Your wife.
At one point, my husband...
He made a figure.
I saw how he met, and I shudder. And after... A moment, please.
But I do not understand anything. You're gonna make me head my head.
Are you giving me my pants too? Dear good!
What does this visit mean?
Enzo, it's not a joke. Mr. has a big problem.
We help him? Yes or no?
You have a very intelligent wife. He has a head so big!
In two minutes he understood everything.
What do you mean? And what did this crazy guy understand?
Nothing.
I did not say anything. I told you I did not say anything.
I just said about you. Only this. And about my wife.
Know that nothing is true. Nothing happened.
I know, but that's not the problem.
The problem is Mrs. Ingrid's pussy
it's kind of like a tide. - Yeah, it's kind of a wave! What can I say.
Yes, my dear. It took the tide and it was bad luck.
You do not even know how much.
Yes, how not. The tide has been sweeping!
Enzo, but how is it possible?
Understand her husband, I understand your wife.
The only one who refuses to understand is you.
But what the hell are you? I did not ask you to become Buddhist like the lord.
Just be a little more emancipated, more independent.
But you do not want to change yourself.
What the hell are you saying? What the hell did you say to my wife?
So far. It's over.
Where is dignity?
What are you doing, crying?
What do you have?
I'm in love with my wife!
Yes, really.
I humbly asked you to help me.
I know, but do you want to help me or not?
- Enzo, if you can not say no. - How can I not say, do I?
I do not understand anything.
What needs to be done?
You have to do the right thing.
Thank you!
They have me, meow...
- Thank you! - What's up with you? What are you doing?
You pounded my hand under the cassock. Turns out. - You know I'm doing it for the lady.
These things make me afraid.
Damn him and his ghosts.
Fuck him.
Hello yes.
Yes I am.
Enrolled how? Yes it is mine.
My wife got married. She was leading her.
An accident? Where when?
I understand, it's a little fun.
I mean, has not something serious happened?
Everything is okay? Does the car work anymore?
Martha is dead! He died.
If he had a violent death, you do not have to wait a long time for the ghost to appear.
There she is!
Marta! How beautiful you are!
- How are you? - Not very bad.
- I see you're in good shape. - Thank you!
Now we are, as they say... in the same boat.
I can say it's not too bad in this boat.
What do you say Leopoldo? Do you want to come to the boat with us?
No, I'll stay the way I am. No, thank you.
As I was telling you, when Grandfather Alfonso fell off the horse...
In front of the castle in Civita.
Daddy decided to sell all the properties...
The castle and all that was there.
After that I became tourists.
Paris, London, New York.
- Allow me, prince? - Do not say he sold the chapel.
Unfortunately, that's what he did.
- I told her not to sell the chapel. - How is it?
But he did not want to listen to me.
Where is your father now?
It can be anywhere.
Today he can be in a hotel in New York. Tomorrow, who knows where he can be.
But what are you doing? Do not you see?
How, do not I see? Excuse me, Countess!
- Sabino! - Yes, I'm coming now!
Yeah, I'll get it now.
But what does it do? Do not pour me wine?
You do not see what legs he has. He does not even know where he's going. The park on the candles.
Serve the prince's wine.
We've come to you too.
A big and beautiful tray for mums.
A crap for Mr..
And this big, nice little bag for our baby.
I asked for a fish, not a monster.
I do not want him to take him back.
This part is a little more...
Baby, you said you wanted a great big lunch.
With lots of oil, lint and a lot of mint!
Your Excellency looks at you in a special way tonight.
It seems that they have fallen hard on their stomachs!
I'll cut your pieces all over and you'll like it.
I want a chick with a vinegar.
But what is that?
The sow!
This is not a snake, it's a chop.
- How did you say, dear? - Nothing!
What happens?
My little girl wants to eat a snake.
This waiter wants to eat what he wants.
- Is that true, Sabino? - How to be true?
What do I care about me eating here?
He told me he wanted a big lunch and brought it to him.
I did not order this shit.
You hear, it's a crap now. What do we do, do not we just throw it away?
- Look what's beautiful. - Sabino, no longer comment.
Take everything back. And bring him a sniper.
- I got it. - And do not look, Sabino...
The client is always right.
I'm going back to everything and...
- Good evening, Countess! - Good evening!
You have reserved a table right in front of its excellence.
Yeah, she's fine there.
Please!
Very good baby, as you wish.
- Oh God! - Father!
- What have I done? I slipped?
- Father! - Who are you, Julia?
What you did? Did you cry, Dad?
Yes Yes. Father.
Look, I was with a daughter's daughter.
And we treat her like a queen!
- Look who she was. - Who was?
This swollen.
- Shut up, I had to pull some more. - Stop Julia, do not get angry.
But I can not stand it anymore. Let's go.
Let's go home, Dad. Come over.
Where's the boss?
And all this in the face of his excellence.
Father!
I can not stand it anymore.
Look what's good for them together.
Yeah, look a little good.
Look what voluptuous it is.
Your man who was a ferocious male,
has become tender as a libel.
The park floats.
Yeah, she's courting her.
- Shake, I see him. - And how he gets it, so!
Bravo! Congratulations!
Bravo! Exceptional!
Some really unique moves.
Are you jealous? I feel it.
No, I'm not jealous.
I strive to be as emancipated as possible.
More free and independent.
Invention. But if she continues dancing like that, I'm angry.
Meow, meow, I'm meowing...
But you do as a cat!
What a cat, that's Buddhism.
Please!
Now I say... he sees it, I do not see...
He sees it, I do not see.
Now look.
Oh God. But I can not see them again!
Grãbeºte yourself. Resist.
Turns out.
Ladies, stop it!
- Where am I? - Leave it alone.
- Not. - Why are you selfish?
Where's so selfish? What are you talking about?
I gave her freedom, but up here.
Wait. Let's be calm.
Let's sing a song, maybe it will pass you!
That's it! The boat does not go against the current.
But please let me go.
No, you can not pass. Buddhism.
Just like me. Put your hands that way.
Me, me, me, meow, meow...
What are you saying now?
Go to hell with your meow-miaul. Let me go.
Wait.
Are you stopping? Wait a minute.
Look there, lady.
They hurt me.
They have meow meow meow...
Meow, it hurts me...
Let's put it '.
This is not a shame, it does not. More rhythmic, more determined, circumcised!
- Ringhim me, ghim. Miauuu... - lo, io, io, io...
I can no longer buddhism. I am Roman Catholic, apostolic.
And when I know that Enzo is beyond your wife...
That makes me feel even worse.
- But what do you do with your hands? - Breathing.
Breathing?
- Yeah, rehab therapy. - That's good breathing.
- Is that good? - Oh my God, how not.
- How do you feel? - And I was saying guys I do not know how.
- But what are we, women, are we? - Of course.
- But now how do you feel? - Oh, Enzo!
Nothing.
What hands do you have! Are you mag?
Are you the magician, Sirban?
I'm better than Sirban. I can make you disappear a little.
No, I do not want to lose my tongue.
What a misfortune.
It has not happened to me yet. What can it be?
Come on, it's better.
You can caress me a little lower.
Please try, here.
Here's how it got harder here. What to be?
You are very agitated, and my husband is not here.
It's even worse. Now she's with my wife. Now they know, and they've teamed up.
I've been with the wives of others. It's a normal thing, I'm all doing it.
I gave you and I thought everything would be fine.
And look what happened.
But it seems to me normal.
It never happened to me before.
It will be okay.
My Buddhist, what a surprise...
What a passion!
For a long time, I have not had such a passion anymore.
Let's both succeed at the same time.
Sweetheart, I was saying that we both finished at the same time.
- It's my specialty. Shoot the pipe. - No, thank you!
Come on, pull the pipe.
I'm not bored. I have many vices, that's what it has left.
Have you seen what I did with Buddhism?
It's my first husband's husband.
And it will not be the last one either.
Why? Do we do it again?
No, beautiful. Even Buda has its limits.
Buda said: Do not do more than you need! Come on, shoot a smoke.
Fernanda!
Open, Fernanda!
Open!
What are you, Enzo?
- You came back. - What are you doing?
Come in, my treasure. I ordered something good.
Something good...
The mountain appeals to me...
How was it?
How to be? It was right.
And nothing, nothing?
Do we have to talk about this in front of thousands of wives?
Ladies, can I tell her? Tell your husband?
Can I tell you how you feel better when you did something?
What does she mean?
You know Enzo, I do not know if it's good to tell you. You're old-fashioned.
And the story, that's old-fashioned? Tell me!
I'm ready, I get to understand.
- Tell her, he'll understand. - Tell me you practiced Buddhism?
Ha ha ha...
What did you think I did not know...
Buddhism, but so.
- You know Enzo, me and Mr... - Yes, you and my lord...
- We copped. - I did not understand.
I and your wife made a maneuver.
What do you mean, I do not understand his accent? - Listen. I and Mr...
And Mr...
- I blew it in. - You put it in!
- God, the Roman Empire fell. - Oh my God.
Ladies, you fell bad!
I said my husband did not understand that.
Enzo, now you see that you are not open.
No, now I'm opening you.
Do not do anything stupid.
Enzo. Enzo!
Do you know what day today?
Today is the last day of the year.
What are we doing in this situation? We celebrate in three. Me and you and me?
This is not a problem.
At the first station we stop.
We're looking for a nice restaurant.
Unwrap a bottle of champagne and celebrate the new year. Only the two of us.
It's been a long time since I did not spend together.
So you're so happy?
Give him a kiss to your father.
The phone!
Please, Sabino.
You are, excellent.
Excellency, I was fired.
Maybe you understand.
Yes, that girl was my daughter.
We were making the luggage, we were leaving together.
How, did not you know? They fired me.
The hotel manager told me to leave by five o'clock.
What could I do? That was the situation.
Come to greet us?
What are you doing here, Sabino? How do you allow yourself?
Go right away.
What are you talking about? Do not you see how I am?
Look at what I have here!
- Give it to me! - You're a shame.
Leave immediately. Get out of here.
If it does not, I'll get you out of the way.
Excellency! Good evening.
Allow me to inform you.
Mr Sabino and Miss Juliana.
They are my guests tonight. Do you drive us to our table?
Of course, please, here.
Okay, damn it!
Wait, where are you going? Come back here.
Give me a fire.
Thousands of thanks for the honor of staying at the same table with you.
And spend this wonderful new year in your company.
Thank you for choosing my company this time.
I'm the one who loves you.
Juliana, he got what he deserved.
What is she doing, dancing alone?
Piss!
- Hello! - Hello!
You were right, Rino looked very...
But surprise!
How to say: The ways of transformation are infinite.
I asked for a green pepper file. This is not green.
Look good, sir.
It was frozen, but it's with green pepper.
Look at it better. Smell good.
Is this green pepper?
It hurts me, sir. Perhaps you are right. That's not exactly that green pepper.
Now you agree that it's not green?
Do you know how it is said? Customer...
The client is always right.
Bravo! Get it fast.
Change my net. Be green with pepper.
Dad, what does Filippo do?
Here's the figure! Talks alone.
Excuse me for a moment.
Good evening!
Excuse me, Filippo, can I talk to you for a moment?
- Excuse me! - Excuse me a moment.
We wanted to end our relationship without resentment.
- How are we doing? - Take a minute!
That would be able to get married a third time.
That means it will be a third ghost.
Gioconda beautiful. I like you very much.
I can marry you right away, but...
- Do you believe in ghosts? - Yes, I believe.
Then it is perfect.
There must be a stream of air. Excuse me!
Attention to the door!
- May? - Again?
You are very lucky.
Very lucky. Thank Your Wife!
Because he did not complain to you...
After you threw a radiator in my head.
- That's a little for you. - Yeah, that's a little bit!
A radiator that made me a lot of wrinkles, I have a crooked skin on my head.
You are not a man.
You are a barbarian!
Mascara miserable. I was supposed to kill you.
Here's how I spend the new year because of you.
- I'm sorry when I think about you. - Please, stop it!
Arrange your tie.
Go and get your poor beast, I mean, poor lady.
Your wife, watching what tears she has in her eyes.
You destroyed me.
You do not even know what you did to me.
What do you know about the pleasures of life? What does the warmth of a family mean?
You destroyed a holy connection.
What is this, rumba? I am a master in this.
Dance with Me?